:11:06
This conduct is unbecoming.
:11:09
Sorry, it's our duty to search you.
This is war.
:11:12
I perfectly agree,
but conduct it courteously.
:11:15
If not, I'll see
your commanding officer.
:11:29
How are you - kulele?
Lucky you - calyptus!
:11:33
Here, Müller, have some chocolate.
:11:36
You've no right to open my ham!
:11:39
It's in the regulations.
I read them carefully.
:11:42
It's rotten! You can have it!
:11:47
He's hard to please.
:11:49
I'm delighted when my folks
send a parcel.
:11:52
Here we are,
in the heart of Germany,
:11:54
cut off from our families by the front,
:11:57
and here's a can of peas,
direct from Paris.
:12:00
Is it all right?
:12:04
I'm amazed at how honest
our jailers are with our parcels.
:12:08
It's true!
Take our feldwebel, Arthur...
:12:12
He eats cabbage every day.
It sticks in his craw. He told me so.
:12:20
He'd much rather lay into your peas.
:12:23
Don't kid yourselves.
:12:25
If they did that,
our parcels would stop coming.
:12:28
They're short of food for themselves.
:12:32
Hurry, our guests will be hungry.
:12:35
This tastes like an old sock!
:12:39
What do they feed the French?
:12:41
Cabbage, but they have their parcels.
:12:45
- And the Russians?
- Cabbage roots, but no parcels.
:12:48
And the English?
:12:52
I was on the stage before the war...
:12:55
in vaudeville.
:12:58
- Ever see me?
- Theater's too deep for me.