:46:02
Let's drop it.
:46:03
I don't think you'd care very much
for that one anyway.
:46:06
ProbabIy not.
:46:09
Here's a great one.
:46:16
Maybe it's not so good. Let's forget it.
:46:20
-Do you Iike Scotch stories?
-Never heard one.
:46:22
WeII, here.
:46:24
Two Scotchmen met on the street.
:46:26
And I don't know the name of the street.
:46:29
It doesn't matter anyway.
:46:30
One's name was McGiIIicuddy
and the other one's name was McIntosh.
:46:34
McGiIIicuddy said to McIntosh,
''HeIIo, Mr. McGiIIicuddy.''
:46:36
And McGiIIicuddy....
McIntosh said to McGiIIicuddy:
:46:39
''HeIIo, Mr. McGiIIicuddy.''
:46:40
Then McGiIIicuddy said to McIntosh,
''How is Mrs. McIntosh?''
:46:43
And McIntosh said to McGiIIicuddy,
''How is Mrs. McGiIIicuddy?''
:46:46
I wish they'd never met.
:46:49
So do I.
:46:52
How is this one?
:46:55
Two men are Iooking at the moon.
One of them says to the other:
:46:58
''Is it true that a Iot of peopIe
Iive on the moon?''
:47:01
The other one says,
''Sure it's true, about 500 miIIion.''
:47:03
Then the first one says:
:47:06
''They must be pretty crowded
when it's haIf-moon.''
:47:16
-So you don't think that's funny?
-No.
:47:19
It seemed funny to me
when I first heard it.
:47:22
Maybe the troubIe isn't with the joke.
Maybe it's with you.
:47:25
I don't think so.
:47:27
I'II give you one more chance.
:47:30
Here goes.
:47:31
When I first heard this joke,
I Iaughed myseIf sick.
:47:36
Here goes.
:47:38
A man comes into a restaurant.
:47:40
He sits down at the tabIe
and he says, ''Waiter...
:47:42
''bring me a cup of coffee without cream.''
:47:44
Five minutes Iater
the waiter comes back and says...
:47:47
''I'm sorry, sir. We have no cream.
Can it be without miIk?''
:47:53
It's good, isn't it?
:47:59
-Not funny?
-No.