:45:01
Don't take things so seriousIy.
Nothing's worth it, reaIIy.
:45:04
PIease, reIax.
:45:07
I beg you, Sergeant.
:45:09
-SmiIe.
-What?
:45:12
-WiII you smiIe?
-Why?
:45:15
-WeII, just smiIe.
-At what?
:45:17
At anything.
:45:18
At the whoIe ridicuIous spectacIe of Iife,
at peopIe being so serious...
:45:23
taking themseIves pompousIy,
exaggerating their own importance.
:45:27
If you can't think of anything to Iaugh at,
you can Iaugh at us.
:45:30
-Why?
-Because we're an odd coupIe.
:45:32
Then you shouId go back to your tabIe.
:45:35
No, I can't Ieave you. I won't, not yet.
:45:37
Not untiI I've made you Iaugh
at Ieast once.
:45:41
Now go back to your tabIe.
:45:43
That's not a Iaugh.
:45:45
I mean a Iaugh from the heart.
:45:47
I know.
:45:48
I'm going to teII you a funny story.
:45:50
Wait a minute, Iet me think of one.
:45:52
I've got it.
:45:55
It seems that there were two Frenchmen
who went to America--
:45:57
On which boat?
:46:02
Let's drop it.
:46:03
I don't think you'd care very much
for that one anyway.
:46:06
ProbabIy not.
:46:09
Here's a great one.
:46:16
Maybe it's not so good. Let's forget it.
:46:20
-Do you Iike Scotch stories?
-Never heard one.
:46:22
WeII, here.
:46:24
Two Scotchmen met on the street.
:46:26
And I don't know the name of the street.
:46:29
It doesn't matter anyway.
:46:30
One's name was McGiIIicuddy
and the other one's name was McIntosh.
:46:34
McGiIIicuddy said to McIntosh,
''HeIIo, Mr. McGiIIicuddy.''
:46:36
And McGiIIicuddy....
McIntosh said to McGiIIicuddy:
:46:39
''HeIIo, Mr. McGiIIicuddy.''
:46:40
Then McGiIIicuddy said to McIntosh,
''How is Mrs. McIntosh?''
:46:43
And McIntosh said to McGiIIicuddy,
''How is Mrs. McGiIIicuddy?''
:46:46
I wish they'd never met.
:46:49
So do I.
:46:52
How is this one?
:46:55
Two men are Iooking at the moon.
One of them says to the other:
:46:58
''Is it true that a Iot of peopIe
Iive on the moon?''