:11:01
When I got my number for the draft.
:11:03
Flat feet, peepers all gone.
I even had a touch of the palsy.
:11:07
- No bad heart?
- Well, I was working up to that.
:11:10
- Same old Danny. How's hacking?
- Oh, bad.
:11:12
- Yeah?
- Things ain't good in the taxi business.
:11:15
Everybody's walking
where they wanna go.
:11:17
Hey, how's things in France?
:11:19
Oh, I'm glad you reminded me.
Brought you a souvenir.
:11:22
You needn't have done that.
I didn't expect anything. What is it?
:11:26
German trench helmet. Hope it fits.
:11:28
I had an awful time finding
a Heinie with your head size.
:11:31
Say, that's swell.
:11:34
It just doesn't fit.
It's a little too small.
:11:37
I can send it to the cleaners
and get it stretched.
:11:39
- How do I look?
- You're just the girl to wear it.
:11:43
Oh, boy, I'm gonna give this to my kids.
You know, if I ever have any.
:11:47
Tell them how I captured it.
:11:49
Charging the enemy!
:11:52
I gotta hide this so no one will cop it.
Where will I put it?
:11:56
Here's the place.
:11:57
She never sweeps under here.
:12:00
Can you see it?
:12:03
Oh, yeah.
:12:06
You hungry, Eddie?
Come on out, we'll eat.
:12:08
I got a meal ticket.
We'll shoot it full of holes.
:12:11
- I'll make it look like a sieve.
- Come on.
:12:12
Wait, I gotta go over to the garage,
get my old job back. Run me over?
:12:16
Sure, in the cab.
:12:18
Hey, Eddie.
:12:19
Did you learn to parlez-vous?
:12:21
Just enough.
:12:33
- Hey, bud, where's Fletcher?
- In the office.
:12:36
Oh, thanks.
:12:39
That guy thinks he'll get my job just because
he's got a uniform on. He used to work here.
:12:43
Those monkeys are gonna find out
what a picnic they had...
:12:46
...on Uncle Sam's dough while we worked.
:12:48
- Hello, Mr. Fletcher.
- Hi.
:12:49
- When did you blow in?
- Just now.
:12:51
- Sure good to be back.
- I'll bet.
:12:53
- What are you gonna do?
- Rest a few days, see the boys.
:12:55
- Then I'll be ready to work.
- Fine.
:12:57
What are you gonna do?
Where you gonna work?
:12:59
What do you mean,
"Where am I gonna work?"