1:00:00
- I feel sorry for Mrs. Haines. She's so nice.
- She should've kept her mouth shut.
1:00:04
- Now she's in the soup.
- Allen's smart.
1:00:07
She's fixed it so anything Mr. Haines says
will sound wrong.
1:00:09
- She'll get him, sure.
- Look at that chassis. She's got him now.
1:00:13
You can't trust any man.
That's all they want.
1:00:16
What else have we got to give?
1:00:19
Our new one-piece foundation garment.
Zips up the back, and no bone.
1:00:24
Ready? Up, over, up, down.
1:00:29
Up, stretch, up, together.
1:00:40
My sympathies are with Mrs. Haines.
They always are with the woman.
1:00:43
She's been stupid about it.
She walked in and faced the creature.
1:00:46
I begged her not to,
"Mary, where's your dignity?"
1:00:49
- My scars!
- Very good for adhesions. Up!
1:00:52
No more "up." This has got me down.
1:00:54
Rest a moment and relax your diaphragm,
if you can.
1:00:57
If only she'd decide to get a divorce.
It's hard on her friends not knowing.
1:01:00
- You can't ask them anywhere.
- On your side.
1:01:04
Ready? Up, down.
1:01:05
For her daughter's sake,
she has to hang on. I would.
1:01:08
Watch your knees!
1:01:09
She should not have told him.
When a man's into that, he needs time.
1:01:12
Thigh in!
1:01:14
- She never listens to us.
- How doesn't she?
1:01:16
Whatever she wants to do is okay by me.
I've got to be loyal to Mrs. Haines.
1:01:20
I'm simply exhausted.
1:01:23
Suppose you try something simpler,
like crawling up the wall.
1:01:27
What I go through to keep my figure.
1:01:29
Do I see red when some
fat, lazy, dinner partner says:
1:01:31
"What do you do with yourself
all day, Mrs. Fowler?"
1:01:35
Arms flat. Crawl slowly up the wall.
1:01:40
They way you say that
makes me feel like vermin.
1:01:43
That shouldn't take much effort.
I mean crawling up the wall.
1:01:46
- Hello, Sylvia.
- You're late again, after all I've done.
1:01:50
Please! Let's begin with posture.
1:01:55
- A lady always enters a room erect.
- Lots of my friends exit horizontally.