:59:01
Not after seeing you.
You're more typical than I dared hope.
:59:05
Honey, that goes double. Get this.
:59:08
I'd break up your snug little roost if I could,
but I don't stand a chance.
:59:13
Don't think it's because your husband
isn't crazy about me.
:59:16
It's because he lets old-fashioned
sentiment put the Indian sign on him.
:59:21
I'm glad you understand the strength
of sentiment, Miss Allen...
:59:24
...because its beauty is something
you'll never know.
:59:31
This happens to be my room, Mrs. Haines.
:59:34
It's yours, yes, for the time being,
like everything else you've got.
:59:38
May I suggest, if you're dressing
to please Stephen, not that one.
:59:42
He doesn't like such obvious effects.
:59:44
Thanks for the tip. But when anything
I wear doesn't please him, I take it off.
:59:57
That's what she calls
meeting Mrs. Haines socially.
1:00:00
- I feel sorry for Mrs. Haines. She's so nice.
- She should've kept her mouth shut.
1:00:04
- Now she's in the soup.
- Allen's smart.
1:00:07
She's fixed it so anything Mr. Haines says
will sound wrong.
1:00:09
- She'll get him, sure.
- Look at that chassis. She's got him now.
1:00:13
You can't trust any man.
That's all they want.
1:00:16
What else have we got to give?
1:00:19
Our new one-piece foundation garment.
Zips up the back, and no bone.
1:00:24
Ready? Up, over, up, down.
1:00:29
Up, stretch, up, together.
1:00:40
My sympathies are with Mrs. Haines.
They always are with the woman.
1:00:43
She's been stupid about it.
She walked in and faced the creature.
1:00:46
I begged her not to,
"Mary, where's your dignity?"
1:00:49
- My scars!
- Very good for adhesions. Up!
1:00:52
No more "up." This has got me down.
1:00:54
Rest a moment and relax your diaphragm,
if you can.
1:00:57
If only she'd decide to get a divorce.
It's hard on her friends not knowing.