1:23:01
- And I've seen yours, too.
- I'm Mrs. Stephen Haines.
1:23:04
Yes, of course.
1:23:06
Those crummy newspaper pictures
didn't do you half justice.
1:23:10
Let's all have a little party.
You, too, dearie.
1:23:14
Now, don't sit in the corner and mope.
Let's all have a little drink.
1:23:18
Champagne? Right you are.
1:23:25
This sweet little thing
is getting her first divorce, too.
1:23:28
She's a dear friend of mine.
What did you say your name was?
1:23:31
- Miriam Aarons.
- This is Mrs. Haines.
1:23:35
Yanked the scalp off that Allen woman
in the fitting room.
1:23:38
Yeah! Good for you!
1:23:40
I was afraid you were
a wet firecracker, sister. Shake!
1:23:43
- Hello.
- Cheer up, chérie.
1:23:45
Wait until you've lost as many
husbands as I have.
1:23:48
Married, divorced, married, divorced,
L'amour, I'amour.
1:23:53
- That's French for "love."
- Oui, oui.
1:23:55
But where love leads, I always follow.
1:23:58
Take it, dearie. Dip that pretty little beak.
1:24:01
Happy days.
1:24:03
Happy nights!
1:24:07
Mrs. Aarons is connected with the stage
or is it the circus, dear?
1:24:11
- It was the chorus.
- You must tell us all about it, sometime.
1:24:15
I bet you made some great hauls
out of our New York boyfriends.
1:24:18
If you mean diamonds and orchids,
that breed died out just before my time.
1:24:23
Yes, isn't it a pity?
1:24:24
I never got a sou out of anybody,
except my first husband, Mr. Strauss.
1:24:28
He said the most touching thing in his will.
I remember every word of it.
1:24:32
He said, "To my beloved wife, Flora,
I leave all my estate...
1:24:36
"...to be administered by executors,
because she is an A-1 schlemiel."
1:24:40
Wasn't that sweet?
1:24:41
Any ladle is sweet
that dishes out some gravy.
1:24:44
Isn't it true? None of my other husbands
ever gave me a dime.
1:24:49
L'amour, I'amour.
How it can let you down!
1:24:54
How it can pick you up again, too.
Where is this wretched train taking us?
1:24:58
- We're in the mountains, dear.
- I detest mountains.