1:24:01
Happy days.
1:24:03
Happy nights!
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Mrs. Aarons is connected with the stage
or is it the circus, dear?
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- It was the chorus.
- You must tell us all about it, sometime.
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I bet you made some great hauls
out of our New York boyfriends.
1:24:18
If you mean diamonds and orchids,
that breed died out just before my time.
1:24:23
Yes, isn't it a pity?
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I never got a sou out of anybody,
except my first husband, Mr. Strauss.
1:24:28
He said the most touching thing in his will.
I remember every word of it.
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He said, "To my beloved wife, Flora,
I leave all my estate...
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"...to be administered by executors,
because she is an A-1 schlemiel."
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Wasn't that sweet?
1:24:41
Any ladle is sweet
that dishes out some gravy.
1:24:44
Isn't it true? None of my other husbands
ever gave me a dime.
1:24:49
L'amour, I'amour.
How it can let you down!
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How it can pick you up again, too.
Where is this wretched train taking us?
1:24:58
- We're in the mountains, dear.
- I detest mountains.
1:25:01
They always remind me of the day Gustave
made me climb to the top of an Alp.
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Gustave was my third husband.
Give Flora another little drinkie, dear.
1:25:08
There we were...
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...when suddenly it struck me
that Gustave had pushed me.
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I slid halfway down the mountain
before I realized...
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...that he didn't love me anymore.
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But love takes care of its own.
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I slid right into the arms
of my fourth husband, the Count!
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- Isn't that the bird you're divorcing now?
- But of course. What else could I do?
1:25:29
He was putting poison
in my headache powders.
1:25:32
Poison! You're not
a very good judge of character, are you?
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No, that's the trouble with me.
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I don't pick them for character.
I'll bet you picked yours for character.
1:25:43
Yes, in a way.
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Yes, and where did it get you?
On the train for Reno.
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On the train for Reno!
1:25:52
My way, your marriage
may not last until death...
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...but it's fun while it hangs together.
1:25:58
I think it's cruel sitting around
waiting for somebody to die.