1:25:01
They always remind me of the day Gustave
made me climb to the top of an Alp.
1:25:05
Gustave was my third husband.
Give Flora another little drinkie, dear.
1:25:08
There we were...
1:25:10
...when suddenly it struck me
that Gustave had pushed me.
1:25:13
I slid halfway down the mountain
before I realized...
1:25:16
...that he didn't love me anymore.
1:25:19
But love takes care of its own.
1:25:20
I slid right into the arms
of my fourth husband, the Count!
1:25:25
- Isn't that the bird you're divorcing now?
- But of course. What else could I do?
1:25:29
He was putting poison
in my headache powders.
1:25:32
Poison! You're not
a very good judge of character, are you?
1:25:35
No, that's the trouble with me.
1:25:38
I don't pick them for character.
I'll bet you picked yours for character.
1:25:43
Yes, in a way.
1:25:45
Yes, and where did it get you?
On the train for Reno.
1:25:49
On the train for Reno!
1:25:52
My way, your marriage
may not last until death...
1:25:55
...but it's fun while it hangs together.
1:25:58
I think it's cruel sitting around
waiting for somebody to die.
1:26:02
- What did you pick yours for?
- Not for character!
1:26:04
There you are. No matter what
you pick them for, where does it get you?
1:26:09
- On the train for Reno.
- On the train for Reno!
1:26:13
Let's all have another drinkie. To Reno!
1:26:17
The biggest little city in the world,
American cradle of liberty.
1:26:21
Reno, beautiful emblem of the great divide.
1:26:28
What's the matter, dearie,
cat got your tongue?
1:26:34
To Reno.
1:26:39
"Down on Old Smokey
All covered with snow
1:26:41
"I lost my true lover
From courting too slow
1:26:46
"Courting is pleasure
Parting is grief
1:26:51
"And a false-hearted lover
Is worse than a thief
1:26:55
"The grave will decay you
And turn you to dust