Christmas in July
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:02:01
a second prize of $5,000,
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a third prize of $2,500,
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a fourth prize of $1,500,
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a fifth prize of $1,000,
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and 95 other prizes totalling $15,000.
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Some folks are going to be delirious
in a few minutes.

:02:17
As you may well imagine,
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all that sugar draws a lot of flies
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and the jury here has been struggling
to pick the winners

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from a little snowdrift of 2,947,582 answers.
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That is a lot of answers in any language,
including the Scandinavian.

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(Laughs)
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Dr Maxford, our founder and president,
is at my side.

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(Applause)
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It will only be a matter of a few moments
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until the jury ceases wrestling
and hands Dr Maxford the verdict,

:02:53
and he will himself,
in that well-known voice of his,

:02:57
read you the names of the winners.
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- (Whispers)
- We seem to have a little contretemps,

:03:03
fox pass or what have you,
ladies and gentlemen.

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But it will only be...
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- What's the matter?
- The jury is deadlocked!

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- Deadlocked?
- Eleven to one!

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It will only be a few moments
before the jury untangles itself,

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and we will hear the happy winners' names
throughout the world.

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(Laughs)
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(Whispering)
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Ahem. Just a little patience,
ladies and gentlemen.

:03:39
- Can't you get it through...
- What's this about a deadlock?

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- Where's the verdict?
- Ask Bildocker.

:03:44
And you'll get an answer, too.
If you birds had the brains of a rooster...

:03:48
I resent that. You may know about shipping
but when eleven of us have agreed...

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- It'll be ten o'clock next week...
- Quiet!

:03:56
...before I give in to bunch of fat-headed,
mealy-mouthed lame brains who...


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