:04:00
Quiet! Jumping Jehoshaphat!
:04:03
Do you realise that we're on the air?
:04:06
The whole of America's
waiting for your verdict!
:04:08
120 million people
are suspended from your lips.
:04:12
You're giving heart failure
to the western hemisphere.
:04:15
What do you know about
picking slogans anyway?
:04:17
You wouldn't know a slogan
if you slipped on one.
:04:20
If you gentlemen had the combined brains
of an amoeba...
:04:23
But we're all agreed, Dr Maxford.
:04:26
It's only Bildocker who's holding out.
:04:28
Oh, it is, is it? Well, let me
tell you something, Mr Bildocker.
:04:33
You've been getting into my hair
for the past 20 years,
:04:36
and I meant to mention it before.
:04:39
I'm going to give you four seconds...
:04:41
No, you're not, Dr Maxford.
:04:43
I'm a member of this jury and I'm going
to vote the way I think is right
:04:46
if it takes ten years.
:04:47
You can fire me out of shipping
:04:49
but you aren't going to fire me off this jury
because I don't work for you on this jury.
:04:53
I'm giving my services free to the bunch of...
:04:56
Who said anything about firing you,
you lunkhead?
:04:59
- All I said was that I...
- (Phone)
:05:04
Yes? Oh, we are, are we?
:05:08
Well, that's just lovely.
:05:12
We're going off the air, gentlemen,
so just take your time.
:05:15
You can stay here till next Wednesday.
:05:17
Or you can still here
till Hoboken freezes over.
:05:20
We have failed in our promise to the public.
:05:23
We have muffed the most dramatic
advertising moment in commerce,
:05:27
and you've made a fathead out of me.
:05:29
The next nitwit who talks to me
about a contest
:05:33
had better duck before I swing on him.
:05:39
In conclusion, gentlemen,
especially you, Mr Bildocker,
:05:43
let me say that I have seen
far better heads on... umbrellas!
:05:49
And so,
another broadcast slips into posterity,
:05:53
as we bring to a close
the 449th Maxford House programme.
:05:57
I wish I could have given you
the news you wanted to hear.