Christmas in July
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:08:00
- He's a Viennese doctor!
- Coffee keeps you awake!

:08:03
Why are you so pig-headed about it?
I'm not trying to contradict you...

:08:07
It's the new scientific theory.
It's the basis of my slogan.

:08:10
People who think coffee keeps them awake
are nervous wrecks anyway

:08:14
so why blame it on the coffee?
:08:16
So I say, "If you don't sleep at night,
it isn't the coffee, it's the bunk."

:08:20
- Do you get it?
- I guess so.

:08:22
- You guess so. What does it mean?
- It's the bunk.

:08:27
- Yes, but do you get the play on words?
- You don't need a play on words.

:08:30
Any time anybody says
coffee makes you sleep, it's bunk.

:08:34
Don't you understand? It's funny.
People are going to laugh.

:08:38
It means it isn't the coffee
that keeps you awake, it's the bed.

:08:41
- With me it's the coffee.
- Oh...

:08:44
I want you to win it.
I'm just as anxious as you are.

:08:47
And when you lose this one, think how much
better your chances will be on the next.

:08:51
Fine chance I've got of winning anything
if everybody says coffee keeps you awake.

:08:56
Let's drink a gallon of coffee
and see who sleeps the longest.

:08:59
- Oh, shut up.
- (Woman) Jimmy!

:09:02
Jimmy!
:09:06
Yes, ma'am.
:09:08
Mr Zimmerman says
will you not talk so loud?

:09:10
- He's trying to go to sleep.
- Tell him to drink a cup of coffee.

:09:14
And don't take cold up there.
Is Betty warm enough?

:09:16
- Yes, thank you, Mrs MacDonald.
- All right, dear.

:09:23
I'd like you just as much
if you didn't win the old contest.

:09:26
- That's because you're a sap.
- Maybe I am.

:09:28
But if I am I'm glad of it.
You know how we feel about each other.

:09:32
- Nix.
- It's true, isn't it?

:09:34
- You can't say I'm being forward.
- Not much.

:09:38
I'm not. Time is slipping by
and we're not getting any younger.

:09:42
Nix.
:09:43
Two can live as cheaply as one.
:09:45
Who wants to live cheaply?
Cut it out, will you?

:09:50
What would you do if you won the $25,000?
:09:53
Stick it in the bank.
:09:55
Wouldn't you even buy a little ring
or something?

:09:57
- I don't like rings on a man.
- Oh, you.


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