:15:03
(Bell dinging)
:15:14
So the sucker says, "Is Mr Fish there?"
:15:16
And the guy says, "Which one do you want?
This is the New York Aquarium."
:15:20
(Laughter)
:15:21
The best one is, you say,
"This is the Edison Company.
:15:24
"Would you mind seeing if the street light's
burning in front of your house?"
:15:28
And when the poor mug says, "Yes, it is,"
:15:31
you say, "Well, blow it out, will you?"
:15:33
(Laughter)
:15:34
Hello, is this
the Maxford House Coffee Company?
:15:38
Could you tell me if the jury's reached
a verdict on the contest yet?
:15:42
They haven't? Then there's
still a chance for everybody, huh?
:15:45
Thanks just the same.
:15:50
I wonder what one of those suckers
would do if they ever did win.
:15:53
Well, it's very easy to find out.
:15:56
All you need is a telegraph blank,
some scissors and some glue.
:16:00
- Cut it in strips, do it on the blank.
- Holy mackerel.
:16:03
(Bell rings)
:16:41
(Bell rings)