:30:01
since you can afford
to toss it to some saphead
:30:04
who probably never had
a cup of your coffee but lives on goats' milk.
:30:07
- Have they reached a verdict yet?
- I don't know or care.
:30:10
If they hold off until our next broadcast...
:30:12
No, no!
That would be the intelligent thing to do.
:30:16
That would be useful to the company
that clothes and feeds them
:30:19
and sends their children to college
so they can be dumbbells like their parents.
:30:23
(Buzzer)
:30:27
- What do you want?
- (Woman) The contest winner is here.
:30:30
- The contest winner?
- Yes, sir.
:30:33
How do you like that? First they bottle up
the biggest scoop of the year,
:30:37
then when they get good and ready they...
:30:41
All right, send him in.
:30:43
- You can go in now.
- Thanks.
:30:45
- I guess I'd better wait here.
- Come on in.
:30:47
No, maybe you had better wait here.
We're a little excited.
:30:50
- You would be. Congratulations.
- Thanks. I mean, for him.
:30:53
For both of us.
:30:55
Well...
:30:57
- Of all the confounded...
- (Knocking)
:30:59
Come in!
:31:04
How do you do? I suppose I have the honour
of addressing Dr Maxford, I presume?
:31:08
Right. And this is Don Hartman,
my announcer.
:31:11
Well, Mr Hartman,
it certainly is a pleasure to meet you.
:31:14
I've enjoyed your personality on the air.
:31:16
- Congratulations to you.
- Thank you.
:31:18
Here's the telegram,
Mr Maxford... Dr Maxford.
:31:21
Yes, yes, yes.
:31:22
Oh, yes. "Great pleasure in informing you...
$25,000.
:31:26
"Kindly call and pick up your cheque."
:31:29
Bildocker has a great sense of the dramatic.
:31:31
You aren't by any chance a coffee drinker,
are you?
:31:33
- Yes, I certainly am.
- That's surprising.
:31:36
Do you, by any chance, drink my coffee?
:31:38
- No, sir, you see, I...
- Yes, that sounds more natural.
:31:42
- But I could easily change.
- That won't be necessary.
:31:45
I wouldn't want anybody to think
I had any base commercial motives.
:31:49
I just give money away
because I can't sleep at night.
:31:52
- I have a guilty conscience.
- That's my slogan. The one I won with.
:31:55
- I guess you know all about that.
- A guilty conscience, eh?
:31:58
I can see that my money is well spent.
That's a great slogan.