Christmas in July
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:29:01
"It's." Just "Bred in the bean" might
sound like bread, like bread and butter.

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- Naturally. I don't know why I didn't realise.
- Is that all, sir?

:29:08
Yes. Have a nice time and
don't spend all your money in one place.

:29:12
- Thank you, sir. Goodbye.
- Goodbye.

:29:16
Great mind.
:29:18
Did you wish to speak to me, Darcy?
:29:22
Who, me? Oh, no, sir.
I was just watching them go out.

:29:26
Well, it's been quite an exciting day,
hasn't it?

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(Laughs)
:29:30
Yeah, and it ain't even over yet.
:29:36
I said, "You can stay here
till Hoboken freezes over."

:29:38
- I should have fired all of them.
- I was mortified.

:29:42
The biggest moment in commercial annals
muffed by a gang of horse whistlers

:29:45
who wouldn't know a slogan
from a poke in the eye with a stick.

:29:49
- I thought I'd die of embarrassment.
- I wish they'd died of lockjaw.

:29:52
What good are these contests, anyway?
:29:54
They disrupt the entire organisation,
they make you millions of enemies,

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and all they prove
is that you're making too much money,

:30:01
since you can afford
to toss it to some saphead

:30:04
who probably never had
a cup of your coffee but lives on goats' milk.

:30:07
- Have they reached a verdict yet?
- I don't know or care.

:30:10
If they hold off until our next broadcast...
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No, no!
That would be the intelligent thing to do.

:30:16
That would be useful to the company
that clothes and feeds them

:30:19
and sends their children to college
so they can be dumbbells like their parents.

:30:23
(Buzzer)
:30:27
- What do you want?
- (Woman) The contest winner is here.

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- The contest winner?
- Yes, sir.

:30:33
How do you like that? First they bottle up
the biggest scoop of the year,

:30:37
then when they get good and ready they...
:30:41
All right, send him in.
:30:43
- You can go in now.
- Thanks.

:30:45
- I guess I'd better wait here.
- Come on in.

:30:47
No, maybe you had better wait here.
We're a little excited.

:30:50
- You would be. Congratulations.
- Thanks. I mean, for him.

:30:53
For both of us.
:30:55
Well...
:30:57
- Of all the confounded...
- (Knocking)

:30:59
Come in!

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