Go West

Eve, you take the small tepee.
We'll share the other. Come on.
She gave him the Indian sign.
Are you the chief that runs
from Chicago to Los Angeles in 39 hours?

Now wait a minute.
See, you got the chief mad.
Let me talk to him.

- Can you talk Indian?
- I was born in Indianapolis.

He wants to know
if you want starch in your shirts.

Why don't you open the window?
Panello, this Indian's no Indian.
If he's no Indian,
why is he wearing a chicken for a hat?

He's half-lndian and half-ostrich.
Stop trying to pass yourself off
as a red man.

Why, you can't even speak the language.
Let me hear you recite Hiawatha
by Henry Wadsworth Longfellow.

That's not it.
If it is, they've shortened it
since I went to school.

And you call yourself a red man.
And you call yourself a white man.
Let's go.

What did he say?
He said first they'll give us a fair trial,
then they'll kill us.

White man talk too much.
Make chief heap mad.

White man red man's friend.
White man wanna make friends
with red brother.

And sister, too.
Are you insinuating that the white man
is not the Indian's friend?

Who swindled you
out of Manhattan Island for $24?

White man.