Go West

Who stood your wooden statue
in front of a cigar store?

Who put your head on a nickel
and then took the nickel away?

Slot machine.
Members of the tribe...
I rest my case.
How would you like a little necklace
that belonged to the Czarina of Russia?

No like. Me want Cadillac sedan.
She's been off the reservation.
Wait a minute.
I don't want a scalp treatment.

Look, just to prove we're your friends,
we give you this totem pole.

It's stimulating when two giant intellects
get together.

- Who's that?
- Him medicine man.

That's a medicine man?
Can you imagine taking
a teaspoonful of him every three hours?

Chief like paleface who no talk.
You paleface friend. Chief like you, too.