:35:02
My boy, being Sheriff of this town
is pretty dangerous.
:35:06
The people here don't know the difference
between the Sheriff and a clay pigeon.
:35:10
Gosh, you mean your life
ain't worth two cents?
:35:13
Two cents?
:35:15
Have you any of the elusive spondulicks
on you?
:35:17
- You mean money?
- That is correct.
:35:21
You go back to the reservation
and milk your elk.
:35:24
Give this gentleman a seat.
Sit down, Cousin.
:35:26
Certainly good to see relatives...
:35:29
far away from home.
:35:31
Put the elusive right on the table there.
:35:34
- You mean all of it?
- Every cent of it, yes.
:35:39
Say, that's pretty good.
:35:40
- Is this a game of chance?
- Not the way I play it, no.
:36:07
You're beautiful.
:36:10
I wonder what kind of a woman
you really are.
:36:13
Too bad, but I can't give out samples.
:36:20
Ladies and gentlemen...
:36:23
I'm not going to make a speech.
:36:25
In fact, we're not going to have
any speeches tonight.
:36:28
We're just gonna have a good time
and enjoy ourselves.
:36:32
But I feel that it is my duty and privilege...
:36:36
to take this opportunity...
:36:38
of welcoming a man to our community.
:36:41
A man whose courage and daring...
:36:44
has only recently been so well demonstrated.
:36:49
Ladies and gentlemen...
:36:51
further words are useless.
:36:53
I'm referring to none other
than Cuthbert J. Twillie, our new sheriff.