:36:07
You're beautiful.
:36:10
I wonder what kind of a woman
you really are.
:36:13
Too bad, but I can't give out samples.
:36:20
Ladies and gentlemen...
:36:23
I'm not going to make a speech.
:36:25
In fact, we're not going to have
any speeches tonight.
:36:28
We're just gonna have a good time
and enjoy ourselves.
:36:32
But I feel that it is my duty and privilege...
:36:36
to take this opportunity...
:36:38
of welcoming a man to our community.
:36:41
A man whose courage and daring...
:36:44
has only recently been so well demonstrated.
:36:49
Ladies and gentlemen...
:36:51
further words are useless.
:36:53
I'm referring to none other
than Cuthbert J. Twillie, our new sheriff.
:37:02
A little cramped.
:37:05
Why don't you let me
get you a shotgun divorce?
:37:08
No, I'm saving it for a rainy day.
:37:11
I know...
:37:13
- but you should be thinking of your future.
- I ain't thinking of my past.
:37:37
This is the stringiest vermicelli soup
I ever ate in my life.
:37:41
It's all over the place. Light, though.
:37:45
- Don't forget you promised to sing for me.
- I always keep my promise.
:37:56
Ladies and gentlemen...
:37:58
I have a surprise for you.