The Bank Dick
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:25:02
Oh, thanks.
Hearty handclasp. Yes.

:25:05
And to present you,
with the company's compliments,

:25:09
one of our 1940 calendars...
:25:12
made especially for this bank,
entitled "Spring in Lompoc. "

:25:17
Oh!
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Doesn't look unlike
the Mona Lisa.

:25:22
Won't you be seated? I've been
in consultation with our director.

:25:26
We've decided that what has been needed
in this bank is a special officer.

:25:31
Or to revert to the argot
of the underworld, a bank dick.

:25:35
In lieu of your heroism,
your dauntless courage,

:25:39
- I have the honor to offer you this position.
- Oh, thank you.

:25:42
The remuneration at first
will be very small.

:25:44
We're a growing concern.
We're young.

:25:47
But there are a great
many chances for advancement.

:25:49
Who knows? Within a short time,
you may become my vice president.

:25:53
My first and only vice!
:25:57
Very good.
:26:00
- Uh, what time in the morning?
- The bank opens at 10:00.

:26:03
Oh. Well, that's all right.
:26:05
If I'm not here on time, just go ahead
without me. I'll catch up with ya.

:26:11
And, oh, yes, we will deduct
a certain amount from your salary...

:26:15
which will go to pay off the interest
of the mortgage on your home.

:26:18
Otherwise, it will
necessitate our foreclosing.

:26:20
And in view of what has transpired,
that would cause us heartfelt contrition.

:26:25
You took the very words
right outta my mouth.

:26:30
I'll see you here Monday.
:26:32
And I'll bring
my detective disguises with me.

:26:44
Listen, Og, there's more to this
detective business than meets the eye.

:26:49
It requires cunning
and resourcefulness.

:26:53
And I have both.
:26:55
I have a thousand disguises at home.
:26:58
I'll come in with one
of those disguises on.


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