:30:00
- Ten cents, eh?
- Oh, that's terrible.
:30:03
These shares are selling
for ten cents a share.
:30:06
- A telephone company once sold for five cents a share.
- Five cents?
:30:09
These shares are twice as expensive,
therefore they'll be twice as valuable!
:30:14
- Sure, they will.
- Naturally you're no dunce.
:30:16
The telephone is now listed
at $1.73, and you can't buy it.
:30:21
$3,460 for every nickel
you put into it.
:30:25
The point I'm trying to make
is this...
:30:29
- Huh?
- The point I'm trying to make is:
:30:31
These shares sell for ten cents.
It's simple arithmetic.
:30:35
- If five will get you ten, ten will get you 20!
- Sure.
:30:38
Sixteen cylinder cars. A big home in
the city. Balconies upstairs and down.
:30:43
Home in the country.
Big trees. Private golf course.
:30:47
Stream running through
the rear of the estate.
:30:49
Warm Sunday afternoon
fishing under the cool trees.
:30:52
Sipping ice-cold beer.
:30:55
I can almost see the foam.
:30:57
- Ham and cheese on rye.
- With mustard.
:31:00
- Yeah.
- We have plenty of mustard at the house.
:31:03
And then this guy comes up the shady
drive in an armored car from a bank.
:31:07
And he dumps
a whole basket of coupons...
:31:10
worth hundreds of thousands of dollars
right in your lap.
:31:14
And he says, "Sign here, please,
on the dotted line. "
:31:17
I'll have a fountain pen
by that time.
:31:19
And then he's off
to the soft chirping...
:31:21
of our feathered friends
in the arboreal dell.
:31:25
- That's what these bonds mean.
- They do, eh?
:31:27
I'd rather part with my dear old grandmother's
paisley shawl or her wedding ring...
:31:31
than to part with these bonds.
:31:34
It must be tough to lose
a paisley shawl.
:31:38
Thank you.
That's fine.
:31:40
- Gosh! Oh, pardon my language.
- It's all right.
:31:43
- I swear sometimes myself.
- I feel like a dog.
:31:46
But it's now or never.
It must be done, so take it or leave it.
:31:51
- I'll take it.
- Fine, fine, fine!
:31:56
- Meet me down at the bank in about an hour.
- Certainly! My card.
:31:59
Thanks.