The Bank Dick
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- Yeah.
- We have plenty of mustard at the house.

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And then this guy comes up the shady
drive in an armored car from a bank.

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And he dumps
a whole basket of coupons...

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worth hundreds of thousands of dollars
right in your lap.

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And he says, "Sign here, please,
on the dotted line. "

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I'll have a fountain pen
by that time.

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And then he's off
to the soft chirping...

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of our feathered friends
in the arboreal dell.

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- That's what these bonds mean.
- They do, eh?

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I'd rather part with my dear old grandmother's
paisley shawl or her wedding ring...

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than to part with these bonds.
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It must be tough to lose
a paisley shawl.

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Thank you.
That's fine.

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- Gosh! Oh, pardon my language.
- It's all right.

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- I swear sometimes myself.
- I feel like a dog.

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But it's now or never.
It must be done, so take it or leave it.

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- I'll take it.
- Fine, fine, fine!

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- Meet me down at the bank in about an hour.
- Certainly! My card.

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Thanks.
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I got you set for life.
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I don't hang around
that Black Pussy Cafe for nothing.

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I met a poor fella
who's in trouble.

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Something the matter
with his grandmother's paisley shawl.

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He has 5,000 shares
in the Beefsteak Mine,

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and you can buy them
for a handful of hay.

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Hay? And they're worth...
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Ten cents a share.
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Telephone sold
for five cents a share.

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How would you like something better
for ten cents a share?

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If five gets you ten,
ten'll get you 20.

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Beautiful home in the country.
Upstairs and down.

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Beer flowing through the estate
over your grandmother's paisley shawl.

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- Beer?
- Beer!

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Fishing in the stream...
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that runs under the arboreal dell.

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