The Bank Dick
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:34:00
- Uh... no, he didn't.
- Oh.

:34:05
Had he been a younger man,
he probably would've made it.

:34:09
That's the point!
Don't wait too long in life.

:34:17
I've never done anything
like this.

:34:20
And another thing,
I haven't got the money.

:34:24
'Course my bonus comes due
in four days. That's $500.

:34:28
I could buy 'em then,
and with all that money,

:34:30
I really might be worthy
of your daughter's hand.

:34:33
Women really appreciate
the fine things in life.

:34:36
- You don't wanna die and leave your wife and children paupers, do you?
- No.

:34:41
Borrow the $500 from the bank.
:34:44
- You intend to pay it back when your bonus comes due, don't ya?
- Oh, sure.

:34:48
Surely! Don't be a luddy-duddy.
Don't be a mooncalf.

:34:52
- Don't be a jabbernowl. You're not those, are you?
- No.

:34:56
I guess there's no way you could
confuse it with stealing, is there?

:35:00
Ha. Nothing
could be more absurd.

:35:03
All right,
send him in.

:35:05
He won't be here
till 11:00.

:35:21
- Got him! Back, back!
- Oh, what do you mean?

:35:24
The idea!
:35:26
- Is that gun loaded?
- Certainly not. But I think you are.

:35:30
Mommy, doesn't that man
have a funny nose?

:35:34
You mustn't make fun
of the gentleman, Clifford.

:35:36
You'd like to have a nose like
that full of nickels, wouldn't you?

:35:40
I'll throw him in the wastepaper basket
the next time he comes in here.


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