The Bank Dick
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:38:00
Yeah, the New Old.
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Is Charlie
on the desk?

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- What's a six-letter word
meaning embezzlement? - Prison.

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I'll bet that's Og.
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He's got her bettin' now.
She never gambled 'fore she met him.

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- Hello, Og.
- Hello, dear.

:38:30
Still working on
your crossword puzzle book?

:38:33
Uh-huh.
I'll tell you one on Grandma.

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I asked them to give me
a six-letter word meaning embezzlement,

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and she said, "Prison. "
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Isn't that a hot one?
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Huh?
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- She's right.
- What's the matter with you?

:39:00
I've got something to confess.
Our engagement is off.

:39:04
Og, what are you saying?
:39:08
Oh, well, it's only off
for a while, dear.

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That is, if you're willing
to wait until I get out of prison.

:39:13
Og, don't scare me!
Oh, stop fooling.

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- What do you mean?
- Oh, I don't know. I can't think straight.

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Your father brought a man
into the bank who sold me...

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his grandmother's paisley shawl
with a beer river running through it.

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I don't know
what it was!

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Are you sick? Let me feel your head.
You've got a fever.

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I don't know what I've got,
but your father got me...

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to take $500 from the bank funds
and invest it and...

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- Og!
- Shh. Not so loud.

:39:42
I don't want your mother
or grandmother to hear.

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And he got me to invest it in telephone,
telegraphs, an electric light company...

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No, it wasn't a telephone or telegraph.
It was a Beefsteak Mine.

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A Beefsteak Mine...
Og, have you been drinking?

:39:58
I'm going to tell my mother that my father
got you to drink and steal money from the bank.


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