The Bank Dick
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:39:00
I've got something to confess.
Our engagement is off.

:39:04
Og, what are you saying?
:39:08
Oh, well, it's only off
for a while, dear.

:39:11
That is, if you're willing
to wait until I get out of prison.

:39:13
Og, don't scare me!
Oh, stop fooling.

:39:17
- What do you mean?
- Oh, I don't know. I can't think straight.

:39:21
Your father brought a man
into the bank who sold me...

:39:23
his grandmother's paisley shawl
with a beer river running through it.

:39:28
I don't know
what it was!

:39:30
Are you sick? Let me feel your head.
You've got a fever.

:39:34
I don't know what I've got,
but your father got me...

:39:37
to take $500 from the bank funds
and invest it and...

:39:40
- Og!
- Shh. Not so loud.

:39:42
I don't want your mother
or grandmother to hear.

:39:45
And he got me to invest it in telephone,
telegraphs, an electric light company...

:39:50
No, it wasn't a telephone or telegraph.
It was a Beefsteak Mine.

:39:54
A Beefsteak Mine...
Og, have you been drinking?

:39:58
I'm going to tell my mother that my father
got you to drink and steal money from the bank.

:40:02
- No, listen...
- I'm going to tell my mother right away...

:40:05
that my father got you to steal money from
the bank and invest it in a Beefsteak Mine.

:40:08
Oh, now, Myrtle!
:40:11
It was very nice of you
to call me, Mr. Sousè.

:40:14
Not at all. I knew you were a stranger.
I wanted to make your stay happy.

:40:18
I work for the Chamber of Commerce
when I'm not on my regular...

:40:22
- Would you like to weigh yourself?
- No.

:40:24
I know the manager here. He'll let
you weigh yourself for nothing.

:40:28
This Lompoc is noted
for its beautiful girls.

:40:32
- I imagine you've noticed them.
- Yes, I have.

:40:36
I'm a married man with a grown daughter,
18 years of age.

:40:38
Oh, I'd like to meet her.
I'm very fond of children.

:40:43
Girl children
around 18, 20.

:40:46
I have a young daughter of
marriageable age. Also a small daughter.

:40:50
Nice wife, and a mother-in-law
that loves me like her own son.

:40:54
Would you like to give the town
a double-o?

:40:57
A little constitutional
couldn't possibly hurt.


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