:59:00
This is the only eighth anniversary
we're ever gonna have.
:59:03
Come on, we gotta celebrate.
:59:07
-Evening, Mrs. Carlsen.
-You're late.
:59:09
-Oh, l got stuck at the office.
-l'm sorry. . .
:59:11
-. . .l forgot to tell you we were dressing.
-Well, l'm not up in that bracket yet.
:59:15
-Hello, Joe!
-Hello, Ed.
:59:17
-A glass of champagne?
-No, thanks.
:59:19
-You know Joe never takes a drink.
-l know.
:59:21
He's like me. l don't either,
unless l got a glass in each hand.
:59:24
Don't have any bad habits,
do you, Joe?
:59:26
None that l can't handle,
Mrs. Carlsen.
:59:28
Joe, how do you like the dump?
:59:30
-l think it's swell.
-You wanna know something?
:59:33
Lana decorated it
all by her itty-bitty self.
:59:36
Early American bargain-basement.
:59:39
You ain't saw it.
You ain't seen it too, lrish.
:59:41
-Come on, l'll--
-Ed.
:59:42
Don't you think
Joe ought to meet guests?
:59:44
What's the use?
He'll only forget their names.
:59:47
-Culpepper, l sure thirsty.
-Yes, sir.
:59:49
Charles, bring Mr. Carlsen
some water, will you?
:59:51
Yes, ma'am.
:59:53
l said thirsty, didn't l?
Not dirty.
:59:55
lf you fall on your face,
don't expect me to drag you to bed.
:59:58
Don't worry about me.
lf l fall, l'll fall upstairs.
1:00:00
Come on, Joe.
1:00:05
See, Joe,
we had all the screens removed. . .
1:00:07
. . .because they were fixed
so the flies can't get out at all.
1:00:10
-Hey, this leaves me speechless.
-Good. Stay that way.
1:00:14
Well, there you are.
Swimming puddle and everything.
1:00:17
Hot, cold running water.
Guess l'll have to learn how to swim.
1:00:20
-Well, right this way.
-You sure got a nice layout here, Ed.
1:00:23
Someday you'll have one just like it,
and a swell wife like Lana to go with it.
1:00:27
-Yeah, that would be nice.
-Yes, sir--
1:00:30
And here we have a badminton court.
1:00:32
Great game. A couple of guys
chase a feather with fly swatters. . .
1:00:35
. . .and the one that don't drop dead
wins the game!
1:00:39
Come here.
1:00:41
And, Joe, there's something else
l sure want you to get a gander at.
1:00:45
Around a place like this, there's always a
lot of confusion about bushes and trees.
1:00:49
Avocados, male and female.
1:00:52
-How can you tell?
-Oh, that's easy.
1:00:55
The bashful one's the girl.