:50:03
You mean with stones?
Certainly with stones!
They are all the rage.
:50:08
Why not? What kind
of stones do you like?
:50:10
Well...
Red. That is all the rage.
:50:13
You mean like garnets?
:50:15
Don't you think garnets
are a little lifeless?
:50:19
Oh.
:50:21
Why, certainly.
This is great fun.
:50:25
I've never bought things for a girl before.
I mean, in any such quantities.
:50:28
You've been denying yourself, monsieur,
one of the basic pleasures in life.
:50:32
I guess I have.
:50:34
All right.
Plus tax.
:50:38
Yes, it's these taxes
that get you down.
:50:40
I keep feeling that two men
with butterfly nets...
:50:43
are going to creep up behind you
and lead you away.
:50:45
You're thinking of my uncle.
I'm not the crazy one in the family.
I'm perfectly normal.
:50:50
Why do you travel around
in a lower berth?
:50:52
I find it a little stuffy in an upper.
Oh, you mean why don't I take
a stateroom?
:50:55
Yes.
Staterooms are un-American.
:50:58
Well, thank you.
Don't mention it.
:51:01
Now, if you can't think of anything else,
we'd better get started.
:51:04
Just charge everything, please,
and have it put in the taxi. Good day.
:51:07
Excuse me.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
Forgive me.
:51:10
I'm so used to buying in stores
where I'm known that it totally
slipped my mind.
:51:13
Mr. Ha... Ha...
That's all right.
Don't mention it.
:51:16
Excuse me, please.
I didn't...
Good day.
:51:18
Well, what are you standing there for?
Where are the packages?
:51:22
How about some service?
Why do I got to do everything myself?
:51:38
Is this yours?
:51:40
Oh, yes. Actually, it was
my grandfather's, but he didn't like it.
:51:43
He only used it once.
This was his hat.
:51:46
Do you happen to remember
how much tip I gave the taxi driver?
:51:49
Well, I didn't see the coin,
but from his face,
I think it was 10 cents.
:51:53
Tipping is un-American.
:51:57
What's your name?
Hackensacker.