Arsenic and Old Lace
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:25:01
Makes it 12.
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Hello.
:25:13
Whatever is the matter
with Mortimer today?

:25:16
Why, Abby,
what do you think happened to him?

:25:19
Hello?
:25:26
Not now. For heaven's sake,
keep your shirt on!

:25:31
Elaine, I didn't mean--
:25:36
Now, let's see. Where were we?
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Twelve. Twelve!
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Yes, dear.
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Abby thinks we should count the first one.
:25:44
Never mind about that. Just sit down.
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Tell me, who was the first one?
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Mr. Midgely. He was a Baptist.
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He was such a lonely, old gentleman.
:25:54
All his kith and kin were dead.
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We felt so sorry for him.
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And then, when his heart attack came...
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...and he sat there dead in that chair...
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...looking so peaceful. Remember, Martha?
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We made up our minds, then and there...
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...that if we could help
other lonely, old men...

:26:15
...to find that same peace...
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...we would.
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Why, you poor....
:26:21
You mean, he dropped dead
right in this chair?

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And then, you see,
Teddy came up from digging in Panama...

:26:30
...and he thought Mr. Midgely
was a yellow-fever victim.

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And that meant
he had to be buried immediately.

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So, we all took him down to Panama...
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...and put him in the lock
and gave him a decent Christian burial.

:26:44
There, now you see? That's why
we told you not to bother about it...

:26:48
...because we know exactly
what's to be done.

:26:54
Wait a minute!
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Come here, darling.
What about the others?

:26:58
All 12 of them didn't walk in here
and drop dead.


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