Arsenic and Old Lace
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...and he sat there dead in that chair...
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...looking so peaceful. Remember, Martha?
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We made up our minds, then and there...
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...that if we could help
other lonely, old men...

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...to find that same peace...
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...we would.
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Why, you poor....
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You mean, he dropped dead
right in this chair?

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And then, you see,
Teddy came up from digging in Panama...

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...and he thought Mr. Midgely
was a yellow-fever victim.

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And that meant
he had to be buried immediately.

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So, we all took him down to Panama...
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...and put him in the lock
and gave him a decent Christian burial.

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There, now you see? That's why
we told you not to bother about it...

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...because we know exactly
what's to be done.

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Wait a minute!
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Come here, darling.
What about the others?

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All 12 of them didn't walk in here
and drop dead.

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No, dear. Of course not!
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Well, so....
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-Mortimer.
-What?

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Do you remember those jars of poison
on the shelves...

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...in Grandfather's laboratory
all these years?

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You know your Aunt Martha's knack
for mixing things.

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You've eaten enough of her piccalilli.
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Well, dear, for a gallon of elderberry wine...
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...l take one teaspoonful of arsenic...
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...then add half a teaspoonful of strychnine.
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And then, just a pinch of cyanide.
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Should have quite a kick.
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As a matter of fact,
one of our gentlemen found time to say:

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"How delicious! "
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He did? Well, wasn't that nice of him?
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Abby, we mustn't be standing here
gossiping all night.

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We must get that cake frosted.
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Don't worry about the cake.
I couldn't eat a thing.

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You newlyweds! A sip of wine
will give you an appetite.


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