Arsenic and Old Lace
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:27:01
No, dear. Of course not!
:27:03
Well, so....
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-Mortimer.
-What?

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Do you remember those jars of poison
on the shelves...

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...in Grandfather's laboratory
all these years?

:27:18
You know your Aunt Martha's knack
for mixing things.

:27:21
You've eaten enough of her piccalilli.
:27:24
Well, dear, for a gallon of elderberry wine...
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...l take one teaspoonful of arsenic...
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...then add half a teaspoonful of strychnine.
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And then, just a pinch of cyanide.
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Should have quite a kick.
:27:41
As a matter of fact,
one of our gentlemen found time to say:

:27:45
"How delicious! "
:27:46
He did? Well, wasn't that nice of him?
:27:48
Abby, we mustn't be standing here
gossiping all night.

:27:51
We must get that cake frosted.
:27:53
Don't worry about the cake.
I couldn't eat a thing.

:27:56
You newlyweds! A sip of wine
will give you an appetite.

:28:00
That'd be nice, darling, a sip of....
A sip of wine!

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Wine!
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I'm beginning to think the cat's in on this.
:28:28
He's wonderful. Happy as a lark.
Singing away, digging locks.

:28:32
Got him working on a yellow-fever victim.
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I can see the headlines now:
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"Murder lncorporator Rides Again"
right across the front page.

:28:41
Let me see....
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Teddy! Of course.
Everybody knows he's crazy.

:28:46
Let me see. Who can I call up?
Dewey, La Guardia, Winchell?

:28:49
No, Winchell's no good.
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Old Judge Cullman!
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I wonder if I got his number.
:28:56
What am I doing with tickets?
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Information.

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