Arsenic and Old Lace
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Poor Teddy.
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I imagine it's for the best.
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"Ours not to reason why, ours but to do--"
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Sign right here, please, Judge. Excuse me.
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Right there.
:44:15
Sometimes I think,
with the world in its present chaotic state--

:44:19
Yes, we'd all be better off at Happy Dale.
I sign here as next of kin, don't l?

:44:23
Only last week I created a mild sensation...
:44:27
...at the Bar Association, when I said--
:44:30
Goodbye. Good luck, Judge. Thank you.
:44:32
Tell Martha and Abby I'll be over this week.
I've been feeling rather lonely.

:44:36
No! Never tell them
you've been lonely. Never!

:44:39
-Why, I don't--
-Judge!

:44:42
Tell me, are you a drinking man?
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Why, no. I never indulge.
:44:47
Good! Then you'll live longer.
:44:49
Of course a little wine now--
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No! For heaven's sake, no wine!
:44:56
I may be committing the wrong Brewster.
:45:01
Well, I'm sure you both want to get
to wherever you're going.

:45:05
My dear, sweet aunties,
I'm so full of your delicious dinner...

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-...l'm unable to move a muscle.
-Yes, it's nice here.

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I found it!
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Gentlemen, be seated.
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Here it is, gentlemen.
The story of my life, my biography.

:45:24
Here's the picture I was telling you about.
Here we both are.

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President Roosevelt and General Goethals
at Culebra Cut.

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That's me, General, and that's you.
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My, how I've changed!
:45:36
That picture hasn't been taken yet.
We haven't started work on Culebra Cut.

:45:40
We're still digging locks.
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And now, General, we will both go
to Panama and inspect the new lock.

:45:45
No, Teddy. Not to Panama.
:45:48
Maybe some other time, Mr. President.
Panama is a long ways off.

:45:52
-Nonsense! It's just down in the cellar.
-The cellar?

:45:55
We let him dig the Panama Canal
in the cellar.

:45:59
-General Goethals?
-Yes, sir.


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