Arsenic and Old Lace
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1:37:01
He tried to get us to go to the cellar.
He says 13 bodies are there.

1:37:04
Thirteen bodies in the cellar...
1:37:05
...and that don't tip you off
the guy's from a nuthouse?

1:37:08
Thanks, pal.
1:37:10
About my not ringing in, I want to--
1:37:12
Where have you been all night?
Don't tell me.

1:37:14
I was right here writing a play
with Mortimer Brewster.

1:37:18
You're going to have
a long time on that play.

1:37:21
You're suspended.
1:37:22
Now go on. Report in.
1:37:24
Bring him to and find out
where his accomplice is.

1:37:27
The guy who helped him escape.
He's wanted, too.

1:37:29
Here.
1:37:31
I've been after these guys for 48 hours.
Nothing to eat. No sleep.

1:37:34
No wonder Brooklyn's in the shape it's in.
1:37:36
With flatheads like you on the force.
Falling for a story like that!

1:37:39
Thirteen bodies buried in the cellar.
1:37:42
But there are 13 bodies in the cellar!
1:37:45
-Who are you?
-I'm President Roosevelt.

1:37:49
-What the blazes is this?
-He's the one that blows the bugle.

1:37:53
Howdy, Colonel.
1:37:58
Colonel, you've blown your last bugle.
Get this guy out of here.

1:38:01
Dear me! Another yellow-fever victim?
1:38:04
All the bodies in the cellar
are yellow-fever victims.

1:38:07
No, Colonel. This is a spy.
We caught him at the White House.

1:38:10
Take him out and bring him to.
I want to question him.

1:38:13
-Questioning of spies is my department.
-Hey, you, keep out of that.

1:38:16
You're forgetting that as President
I am also head of the Secret Service.

1:38:30
Who are you?
1:38:32
What's your name?
1:38:33
Usually, I'm Mortimer Brewster.
But I'm not myself today.

1:38:36
You're his brother. Look, no argument.
He's got to be put away.

1:38:40
No arguments, Captain. No arguments.
Just a minute, take it easy. Read this.

1:38:45
Teddy's going to go to Happy Dale tonight.
1:38:47
-I'm waiting for Mr. Witherspoon.
-As long as he's going someplace.

1:38:50
He's scaring the neighbors with that bugle.
1:38:52
And that cockeyed story
about 13 bodies being--


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