Arsenic and Old Lace
prev.
play.
mark.
next.

1:38:01
Dear me! Another yellow-fever victim?
1:38:04
All the bodies in the cellar
are yellow-fever victims.

1:38:07
No, Colonel. This is a spy.
We caught him at the White House.

1:38:10
Take him out and bring him to.
I want to question him.

1:38:13
-Questioning of spies is my department.
-Hey, you, keep out of that.

1:38:16
You're forgetting that as President
I am also head of the Secret Service.

1:38:30
Who are you?
1:38:32
What's your name?
1:38:33
Usually, I'm Mortimer Brewster.
But I'm not myself today.

1:38:36
You're his brother. Look, no argument.
He's got to be put away.

1:38:40
No arguments, Captain. No arguments.
Just a minute, take it easy. Read this.

1:38:45
Teddy's going to go to Happy Dale tonight.
1:38:47
-I'm waiting for Mr. Witherspoon.
-As long as he's going someplace.

1:38:50
He's scaring the neighbors with that bugle.
1:38:52
And that cockeyed story
about 13 bodies being--

1:39:04
I've been without sleep for 48 hours.
I'm liable to think anything.

1:39:07
I know just how you feel.
1:39:09
There's people dumb enough
to believe that.

1:39:11
Last year there was a crazy guy,
started a murder rumor.

1:39:15
I had to dig up a half acre plot
before I could prove--

1:39:17
-What's this?
-What's the matter?

1:39:19
-These papers aren't any good.
-Why not?

1:39:21
He signed it Theodore Roosevelt!
1:39:28
-Is your taxi engaged?
-Losing dough every minute. Any offers?

1:39:32
I'm Mr. Witherspoon of Happy Dale
Sanitarium, I have come to get a Brewster.

1:39:36
I would like you to drive us back
to the sanitarium.

1:39:40
I knew this would end up in a nuthouse!
1:39:44
We like to think of it as a rest home.
1:39:58
Mr. Brewster?

prev.
next.