:19:01
Yes, I live here.
:19:02
You the dame that sings
at the Lorelei nightclub?
:19:05
- Yes, I sing there.
- And your name's not Erika Schlütow?
:19:10
My name is Erika von Schlütow.
:19:13
- A von?
- She's a von.
:19:15
Nobility. We beg your highness's pardon.
:19:17
- What do you want?
- A little information.
:19:20
It says here that a certain Erika Schlütow...
von Schlütow, pardon I...
:19:25
has been an active von Nazi
ever since 19- von - 35.
:19:30
Go on, gentlemen.
:19:32
It says that Miss von Schlütow
was ordered over a month ago
:19:35
to a von labour camp
to pick up some von bricks.
:19:38
- What else does it say?
- You're working at a night joint.
:19:41
According to this report,
what you're moving there ain't bricks.
:19:44
I'm an artist, gentlemen, not a street
cleaner, and I've been completely cleared.
:19:49
Yeah? Tell us all about it.
:19:51
My case has been reviewed
and the decision reversed.
:19:55
I'm on the white list now.
:19:58
With that record? If you make the white list,
we'll make the hit parade.
:20:03
- OK, von sister, get your things on.
- What for?
:20:05
We're taking you to
the von denazification office.
:20:15
Now, Abbot and Costello,
show me your orders.
:20:17
- Yes, sir.
- Who gave you these?
:20:19
- Lieutenant Clark, sir.
- Four weeks old.
:20:21
We've had a lot of people to check.
:20:23
Paperwork, that's why we're always
fouled up when a war starts.
:20:27
Takes us six months to clear up
the paperwork from the last one.
:20:30
I'll talk to Clark.
This case is straightened out.
:20:33
- Sorry, sir.
- OK. That's all. Take off.
:20:39
- May I have that, please?
- Sorry.
:20:45
Take an ordinary guy, make him an MP,
suddenly he gets to be eight feet tall.
:20:49
- If they look into the files for my papers.
- Stop worrying. They're OK.
:20:53
- Goodbye. I got a desk full of work.
- Did the Colonel sign my papers?
:20:57
Not exactly. He was out of the office
having his tonsils swabbed.