:13:02
Johnny...
:13:03
...don't you know?
:13:07
I think I'd better go and look for Don.
:13:10
We have a dinner date.
:13:14
- We'll be back.
- But...
:13:20
- Can you drown a brunette in this?
- How tall is she?
:13:23
Five-foot-six.
:13:29
- Try that.
- Two bourbons, Mike.
:13:35
She's not going to Chicago.
:13:38
He travels fastest who travels alone,
I always say.
:13:41
Right. I bet you know
a lot about women.
:13:43
I should. I've been single all my life.
:13:46
- You're a smart fella...
- Mike.
:13:48
Work behind a bar,
you get to know what makes people tick.
:13:51
This place is like a clinic.
People come in with their troubles.
:13:54
Well, if you listen, you learn.
:13:56
Been here 15 years, and I can boil down
trouble into two classifications.
:14:00
- Yeah? What are they?
- Women and their mothers.
:14:03
- Hello, Don.
- Hi.
:14:06
Oh, hello, Professor.
:14:07
- What'll it be? Blond or brunette?
- The same.
:14:10
Brunettes. They're the ones
you got to watch.
:14:12
How did you find me?
:14:14
I didn't have my crystal ball,
so I just followed you here.
:14:18
Meet my friend Mike.
He's a disciple of Aristophanes.
:14:21
- How do you do?
- Pleased to know you.
:14:23
Don, I'm taking you back to Nadine.
:14:26
Did she send you for me?
:14:27
- No, but...
- That's the trouble with college.
:14:30
You've been reading.
There's more sense in this than in a library.
:14:33
- Right, Mike?
- Education's all right.
:14:36
It's the people who spoil it.
:14:38
Nadine didn't mean what she said.
:14:40
You two belong together.
:14:41
If she'd just fallen in love with some guy,
I could do something about it.
:14:45
You know she can't get along without you,
or you without her.
:14:49
Who says I can't get along without her?
:14:51
See those girls. Any one of them
has as much talent as she.
:14:55
You're crazy. There's no one like Nadine.
:14:57
- Dances like an angel, knows how to dress...
- I taught her.