1:33:01
-Charlie!
-Yes?
1:33:02
Find someplace
where we can have a match.
1:33:04
-Who?
-Me and old potshot here.
1:33:07
A love match.
1:33:08
There ain't no love in a shooting woman.
What a wife she'd make!
1:33:11
Instead of tending house,
she'd tend her guns.
1:33:13
She'd be out hitting targets.
1:33:14
You'd be out missing them!
1:33:15
That's not the right spirit
to start working together.
1:33:18
-We're not working together!
-Not now or ever!
1:33:20
-Cannot stop merger.
-I just did.
1:33:24
And get us a range!
1:33:26
That dress sure had me fooled.
I thought you was getting to be a lady.
1:33:29
It's gonna be a pleasure
to give you a lesson in marksmanship.
1:33:32
You couldn't give me a lesson
in long-distance spitting!
1:33:36
"Anything you can do I can do better
I can do anything better than you
1:33:41
-"No, you can't
-"Yes, I can
1:33:42
-"No, you can't
-"Yes, I can
1:33:44
-"No, you can't
-"Yes, I can
1:33:46
"Anything you can be I can be greater
Sooner or later I'm greater than you
1:33:51
-"No, you're not
-"Yes, I am
1:33:53
-"No, you're not
-"Yes, I am
1:33:54
-"No, you're not
-"Yes, I am
1:33:57
"I can shoot a partridge
with a single cartridge
1:34:00
"I can get a sparrow
with a bow and arrow
1:34:03
-"I can live on bread and cheese
-"And only on that?
1:34:06
-"Yes
-"So can a rat
1:34:08
"Any note you can reach I can go higher
1:34:11
"I can sing anything higher than you
1:34:13
-"No, you can't
-"Yes, I can
1:34:15
-"No, you can't
-"Yes, I can
1:34:16
-"No, you can't
-"Yes, I can
1:34:17
-"No, you can't
-"Yes, I can
1:34:19
"No, you can't
1:34:21
"Yes, I can
1:34:31
"Anything you can buy I can buy cheaper
I can buy anything cheaper than you
1:34:36
-"Fifty cents
-"Forty cents
1:34:37
-"Thirty cents
-"Twenty cents
1:34:39
-"You can't
-"Yes, I can
1:34:41
"Anything you can say I can say softer
1:34:44
"I can say anything softer than you
1:34:46
-"No, you can't
-"Yes, I can
1:34:48
-"No, you can't
-"Yes, I can
1:34:49
-"No, you can't
-"Yes, I can
1:34:52
"I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker
1:34:54
"I can drink it quicker and get even sicker
1:34:57
-"I can open any safe
-"Without getting caught