1:34:00
"I can get a sparrow
with a bow and arrow
1:34:03
-"I can live on bread and cheese
-"And only on that?
1:34:06
-"Yes
-"So can a rat
1:34:08
"Any note you can reach I can go higher
1:34:11
"I can sing anything higher than you
1:34:13
-"No, you can't
-"Yes, I can
1:34:15
-"No, you can't
-"Yes, I can
1:34:16
-"No, you can't
-"Yes, I can
1:34:17
-"No, you can't
-"Yes, I can
1:34:19
"No, you can't
1:34:21
"Yes, I can
1:34:31
"Anything you can buy I can buy cheaper
I can buy anything cheaper than you
1:34:36
-"Fifty cents
-"Forty cents
1:34:37
-"Thirty cents
-"Twenty cents
1:34:39
-"You can't
-"Yes, I can
1:34:41
"Anything you can say I can say softer
1:34:44
"I can say anything softer than you
1:34:46
-"No, you can't
-"Yes, I can
1:34:48
-"No, you can't
-"Yes, I can
1:34:49
-"No, you can't
-"Yes, I can
1:34:52
"I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker
1:34:54
"I can drink it quicker and get even sicker
1:34:57
-"I can open any safe
-"Without getting caught
1:35:00
-"Sure
-"That's what I thought, you crook
1:35:02
"Any note you can hold I can hold longer
1:35:05
"I can hold any note longer than you
1:35:07
-"No, you can't
-"Yes, I can
1:35:08
-"No, you can't
-"Yes, I can
1:35:10
-"No, you can't
-"Yes, I can
1:35:24
"Yes, you can!
1:35:31
"Anything you can wear I can wear better
1:35:34
"In what you wear I'd look better than you
1:35:36
-"In my coat
-"In your vest
1:35:38
-"In my shoes
-"In your hat
1:35:39
-"No, you can't
-"Yes, I can
1:35:42
"Anything you can say I can say faster
1:35:44
"I can say anything faster than you
1:35:46
-"No, you can't
-"Yes, I can
1:35:52
-"I can jump a hurdle
-"I can wear a girdle
1:35:55
-"I can knit a sweater
-"I could fill it better
1:35:57
"I can do most anything