:22:00
Yes, why don't you get 200 of your own
and put it on that desk?
:22:03
My husband will match it.
Right, Phil?
:22:06
That's right.
Put 200 in and I'll match it.
:22:10
All right, I'll get it! I'll get twice,
three times 400 and I'll fling it in your face!
:22:14
Go on! Laugh!
:22:16
Shake yourself to pieces!
I'll show you both!
:22:20
I'll show everybody!
:22:22
I'll be back with 200,
and you match it! I'll show you!
:22:35
Harry, Harry, Harry. Can't you see
this is checking-out time?
:22:38
I've got a dozen workers
waiting.
:22:40
- But you don't understand, Figler. I've got -
- Here. Strap this on.
:22:43
- You look like a good type for a stump.
- Figler, listen to me -
:22:46
Harry, apart from my beggars
I'm all alone in the worid.
:22:49
I've got no wife,
no kids, no family.
:22:52
That's right.
All you need now is these specs.
:22:55
- You look lovely.
- Look, I've got an angle that can't be beat.
:22:58
Don't forget to tuck your trouser legs in.
You'll give the game away.
:23:02
- Now, listen to me -
- Harry, all I got is me money.
:23:05
And between me and me money is a kind of
understanding, like holy matrimony-
:23:09
till death us do part.
:23:11
But I can't miss, Figler!
Figler, will you listen!
:23:14
I like you, Harry.
:23:16
Why don't you settle down, get hold of a few
good beggars and put 'em out on the street?
:23:20
I'll give you all the supplies you need -
legs, eyes, stumps.
:23:23
- What are you talking about?
- You can make a nice living out of it.
:23:27
I bring you a fortune,
you give me beggars!
:23:32
If I had the money, I could help you,
couldn't I? Right.
:23:36
And if I could help you,
I would, wouldn't I? Right.
:23:41
But if you ain't got socks,
you can't pull 'em up, now, can you?
:23:44
Aw, now, Googin,
you're a man of imagination.
:23:46
With all the best will in the worid, I'm just helpless.
Just plain, sprawlin' helpless.
:23:50
But this is a golden opportunity.
One chance in a thousand.
:23:54
Invest your money
where it means something.
:23:56
I'm just plain,
simple sorry, Harry...
:23:58
but if you want
anything else...