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I am an animal trainer
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A circus entertainer
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I train animals by the score
Lions, tigers and wild boar
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I've made and lost a fortune
In my wild career
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Some say the cause was women
Some say it was beer
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Then I went through bankruptcy
And lost my whole menagerie
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But I did not despair
I got a bright idea
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While searching
through my underwear
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A thought occurred to me
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I'm tired of training elephants
So why not train a flea
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Why should I hunt for animals
And through the jungle roam
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When there's local talent
to be found right here at home
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I found one but I won't say where
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And educated him with care
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And taught him
all the facts of life
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And then he found himself a wife
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I give them board and lodging free
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And every night they dine off me
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They don't eat caviar or cake
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But they enjoy a good rump steak
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Off my anatomy
Off my anatomy
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It is an odd sensation
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When after meals they take a stroll
Around the old plantation
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Now I'm as happy as can be
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I've taught them lots of tricks
you see