Million Dollar Mermaid
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:18:08
Greetings.
:18:09
Jimmy and Doc.
Hi ya, Miss.

:18:11
I'm glad to see you.
:18:12
We just drop by to brush up
on our piano lessons.

:18:16
Won't you come in?
:18:17
Saw the sign outside.
Any customers?

:18:20
No, you're the first.
:18:24
What smells so good?
:18:25
I'm making an Australian stew.
:18:27
And what's that?
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Same as Irish stew,
only the meat's down under.

:18:33
That's too bad.
We drop by to invite you

:18:35
and your father out for dinner.
:18:36
Yeah. Out to dinner.
Yeah, dinner.

:18:39
We found a nice little place
down at piccalilli.

:18:42
French cuisine.
:18:43
You weren't good
at anything of that kind.

:18:45
But you're invited to stay and
sample my cooking if you like to.

:18:48
No. Now, we wouldn't
think of imposing on you.

:18:51
There's plenty and I insist.
:18:53
Well, I guess it's better than
:18:54
looking at the clown
dressing and all that.

:18:56
Besides, I'm getting awfully
tired of those rich food.

:18:58
We'll stay.
:19:00
Wonderful.
Make yourself comfortable

:19:01
and I'll get things ready.
Thanks.

:19:04
By the way, how's Sydney?
:19:06
Sensational.
He's developed the one-two punch.

:19:09
And I've got the jaw to proof it.
:19:12
Yes, the greatest act
ever put under attempt.

:19:14
There's only one thing wrong.
:19:15
No one knows about it.
:19:16
That's where you'll come in.
:19:19
That's where I come in?
:19:20
We figured that if we could
get enough people down there,

:19:22
the rest
would take care of itself.

:19:23
So we thought maybe
if you'd be interested in,

:19:26
Well, making a little money.
:19:28
Money? How?
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Well, the idea I had in mind
was a swim down the Temps.

:19:33
Maybe five or six miles
ending up at the carnival.

:19:36
We'd follow you
in a row boat, of course.

:19:38
Yeah. If Sydney could swim,
we wouldn't be bothering you.

:19:42
We'll pay you five pounds
:19:43
and fifty percent
of the day's proceeds.

:19:47
Well... if you're going to
stage a swim,

:19:51
why won't you make it a real one?
:19:53
What do you mean?
:19:54
Well, that six miles
won't impress anybody,

:19:57
but twenty-six miles might.
:19:59
Twenty-six miles. Holy smoke.
I can't even row that far.


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