:13:01
If we begin with characters like him,
we might as well throw in the towel.
:13:25
Thanks, Nick. Keep the change.
:13:29
- How do you do, Mr. Brookman?
- Hi, Pete.
:13:36
The thing to remember is,
a man in the cold cuts...
:13:40
...is not as attractive as one
in the mink department.
:13:44
- He was cute.
- Sure he was.
:13:46
- I never met a gas jockey that wasn't.
- Is that what he is?
:13:50
You bet your life he is. I know,
I married one once. Very cute.
:13:56
- I didn't know you were married.
- She just got back from Reno.
:14:00
- Then you must be loaded.
- No.
:14:03
You won't read about my divorce,
the wife finished second.
:14:07
Isn't that against the law?
:14:09
I was nuts about him.
Know what he did to me?
:14:12
First, he gave me a phony name.
Second, he was already married.
:14:17
Third, the minute the preacher
said amen, he never did any work.
:14:21
Then he stole my TV set. I asked him
about it and he hit me with a chicken.
:14:28
- A live chicken?
- No, baked and stuffed.
:14:31
He sounds incompatible to me.
:14:34
Last I saw him, I got out of the car
at a gas station and had to walk home.
:14:40
I'm surprised you'd want
to marry again.
:14:43
That's the point of this setup.
Of course I want to get married again.
:14:49
Who doesn't? It's the biggest thing
you can do in life.
:14:56
Most people use more brains picking a
horse than they do picking a husband.