:14:00
- Then you must be loaded.
- No.
:14:03
You won't read about my divorce,
the wife finished second.
:14:07
Isn't that against the law?
:14:09
I was nuts about him.
Know what he did to me?
:14:12
First, he gave me a phony name.
Second, he was already married.
:14:17
Third, the minute the preacher
said amen, he never did any work.
:14:21
Then he stole my TV set. I asked him
about it and he hit me with a chicken.
:14:28
- A live chicken?
- No, baked and stuffed.
:14:31
He sounds incompatible to me.
:14:34
Last I saw him, I got out of the car
at a gas station and had to walk home.
:14:40
I'm surprised you'd want
to marry again.
:14:43
That's the point of this setup.
Of course I want to get married again.
:14:49
Who doesn't? It's the biggest thing
you can do in life.
:14:56
Most people use more brains picking a
horse than they do picking a husband.
:15:01
- Really?
- Use your head, not your heart.
:15:05
I see.
:15:06
Tell her your idea.
:15:08
The idea is this, if you could
choose anyone in the world...
:15:13
...would you marry
a rich guy or a poor one?
:15:17
- I'd rather marry a rich one.
- Where would you meet one?
:15:21
In a walkup on Amsterdam Avenue,
or in a joint like this?
:15:25
- I should say in a joint like this.
- Okay then, that's it.
:15:30
We all work, so we combine what we
make and organize this marriage caper.
:15:36
Class address, class background,
class characters.
:15:40
- Nothing under six figures a year.
- I've never heard anything so smart.
:15:45
To catch a mouse, set a mousetrap.
So we set a bear trap.
:15:50
- One of us has got to knock off a bear.
- You mean marry him?
:15:54
If you don't, you haven't caught him,
he's caught you.
:15:58
Ever since I was a girl, I've had
the same dream: Marry a zillionaire.