:09:00
- Hello, Grimsdyke.
- Tony. Been home yet?
:09:02
Not yet.
Did you see that Indian girl?
:09:05
Hello, hello! Are we going to be
knee-deep in boiled rice this term?
:09:09
Oh, I beg your pardon. Simon Sparrow,
Tony Benskin and Taffy Evans.
:09:14
- How do you do? Do you play rugby?
- A little.
:09:17
- What's your position?
- Wing.
:09:20
- Any good?
- I was in the school team...
:09:22
Wonderful.
Just the sort of fellow we need.
:09:25
I shan't have time for rugby.
:09:27
No time for rugby?
Don't be blasphemous.
:09:30
- Ah, rugby...
- Here you are, gentlemen.
:09:32
- Five shillings, please.
- Well, Mrs Rivington-Lomax.
:09:37
- Here, here.
- Five shillings.
:09:44
Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
:09:46
- Cheers, Sparrow.
- Yes, cheers.
:09:48
- Got some rooms yet?
- Not yet.
:09:51
- There's a list. I'll show you.
- Thanks.
:09:54
- Have you met Hubert yet?
- No.
:09:56
You must meet Hubert.
He's one of your ancestors. There.
:10:01
- What is it? A specimen?
- He'd be offended at that.
:10:04
He's the mascot, idol and oldest
inhabitant of St Swithins.
:10:08
My dear fellow, I'm so sorry.
:10:10
Sir Lancelot Spratt presented him
to the college as a student.
:10:14
St Crispins tried
to pinch him after the championship.
:10:18
Wizard set-to that was.
Three fractured mandibles.
:10:22
- Hello.
- Hi, Tony.
:10:25
Here we are. Digs, digs, digs...
:10:29
"Two students have spare room,
nine-foot-six by six-foot-nine. "
:10:34
- How tall are you?
- "Medical student received... "
:10:46
We're all just one big,
happy family here, aren't we?
:10:50
Home from home. We're free
to come and go as we please,
:10:53
as long as it isn't
after 10:30pm.
:10:56
And we don't have visitors
in our rooms, Mr Williams.