:10:01
- What is it? A specimen?
- He'd be offended at that.
:10:04
He's the mascot, idol and oldest
inhabitant of St Swithins.
:10:08
My dear fellow, I'm so sorry.
:10:10
Sir Lancelot Spratt presented him
to the college as a student.
:10:14
St Crispins tried
to pinch him after the championship.
:10:18
Wizard set-to that was.
Three fractured mandibles.
:10:22
- Hello.
- Hi, Tony.
:10:25
Here we are. Digs, digs, digs...
:10:29
"Two students have spare room,
nine-foot-six by six-foot-nine. "
:10:34
- How tall are you?
- "Medical student received... "
:10:46
We're all just one big,
happy family here, aren't we?
:10:50
Home from home. We're free
to come and go as we please,
:10:53
as long as it isn't
after 10:30pm.
:10:56
And we don't have visitors
in our rooms, Mr Williams.
:11:00
We don't spend more than ten minutes
in the bathroom, Mr Barton.
:11:04
And none of us smoke in our bedrooms.
Now, Mr Porter's Ancient Greek.
:11:08
- Mr Williams is Economics.
- Greetings, comrade.
:11:12
- This is my daughter Millicent.
- How do you do?
:11:16
Mr Sparrow's a medical gentleman.
:11:18
How nice. I always think it's nice
to have a doctor in the house.
:11:22
Saw a lovely film
about a doctor once.
:11:25
He operated on a beautiful girl
and married her.
:11:34
Come in.
:11:36
Doctor, I'm sorry to trouble you
but will you examine my foot?
:11:41
Well, I'm not really a doctor.
I'm only a student.
:11:44
That's almost the same thing,
isn't it?
:11:47
Well...
:11:49
What's the, er, matter
with your... foot?
:11:53
I think I must have twisted it
or something. It's ever so painful.
:11:57
- Well, all right.
- Oh, thanks.