:14:01
It's for your own good.
:14:03
You're a lonely, miserable man.
:14:07
And you're unappy too,
and when you're unappy, I'm unappy.
:14:10
I feel a strong sense of responsibility
to you, ever since the day I...
:14:15
Not again with the life saving?
:14:17
Well, if you'd rather forget it...
:14:19
How can I?
You won't let me.
:14:21
Since you saved my life,
you've decided you have the right to run it.
:14:25
Every step of the way, you hammered,
drove, pushed, shoved...
:14:28
And now you look at me with those
great big cow eyes,
:14:31
point at that phoney arm,
and I melt and go along!
:14:34
- I don't expect any gratitude.
- Well you're gonna get it.
:14:38
Thank you Phil Davis, from the bottom
of my heart. Now will you leave me alone?
:14:43
No. Because you're a miserable,
lonely, unappy, man.
:14:47
- I'm a very happy man.
- You're happy for the wrong reasons.
:14:50
That's the same as being lonely
and miserable, except worse.
:14:53
You're off your nut.
I've got everything in life I want.
:14:57
Sure, you've got everything
except the most important thing.
:15:02
A girl.
:15:03
I'll get around to that one day.
:15:06
When what's left of you gets around
to what's left to be gotten
:15:10
what's left to be gotten won't be won'th
getting whatever you've got left.
:15:14
When I've figured what that means,
I'll come up with a crushing reply.
:15:17
- What's behind all this, anyway?
- Only your happiness.
:15:21
When you get an idea
that's for my ultimate happiness,
:15:25
there's always a little angle for you.
:15:27
- What is it?
- Do you really want to know?
:15:30
All right, I'll really tell you.
:15:32
Ever since we became producers
you've gone absolutely berserk with work.
:15:36
The strange thing is you like it,
you like being Rodgers and Hammerstein.
:15:40
It was your idea.
:15:42
Sure, but I didn't think
I was going to create a Frankenstein.
:15:45
- I've not had one minute to myself.
- What do you want me to do?
:15:49
Get married
and have nine children.
:15:52
If you only spent five minutes
a day with each kid
:15:55
that's 45 minutes. I could go and get
a massage or something.
:15:58
You don't expect me to get serious with
the characters you and Rita throw at me?