:51:15
Nope, it's not fair.
:51:19
You've improved an awful lot
in one week, Mr Sloan.
:51:31
- How's that? Better?
- You got me grinning like an idiot.
:51:34
Good, you noticed the resemblance.
:51:38
Say, you weren't by chance sneaking around
my room yesterday while I was out?
:51:42
Was I? I try not to leave fingerprints.
:51:46
It's a fine thing. The minute a fella's back
is turned, you hang up curtains.
:51:51
Next time I'm putting flowerpots in.
:51:53
- No flowers.
- Why not?
:51:55
Well, they use up the oxygen.
:51:59
Give me trouble and I'll be up there
with a lace pillowcase.
:52:03
- Lace?
- Lace.
:52:05
You may object to living like a human being,
Mr Sloan, but you're gonna sleep like one.
:52:09
My landlady has instructions to shoot...
:52:12
When I'm finished with the room
I'm starting on you.
:52:15
Look at yourself.
:52:19
What's the matter with me?
:52:21
What did you cut your hair with?
A lawn mower?
:52:24
A penknife.
:52:26
And look at your ties, always at half-mast.
:52:29
Say, would you help me a minute, please?
:52:32
Just hold that open.
:52:35
There's something that you should know
about the state of Connecticut.
:52:40
What's that?
:52:41
A crease in the pants
is strictly constitutional.
:52:45
It is!
:52:46
Look, it's Pop's birthday, Barney.
:52:49
I think a pair of pressed pants would be
just the right note for tonight's party.
:52:54
- I'll think about it.
- OK.
:52:57
By the way, while I'm downtown, um...