:52:03
- Lace?
- Lace.
:52:05
You may object to living like a human being,
Mr Sloan, but you're gonna sleep like one.
:52:09
My landlady has instructions to shoot...
:52:12
When I'm finished with the room
I'm starting on you.
:52:15
Look at yourself.
:52:19
What's the matter with me?
:52:21
What did you cut your hair with?
A lawn mower?
:52:24
A penknife.
:52:26
And look at your ties, always at half-mast.
:52:29
Say, would you help me a minute, please?
:52:32
Just hold that open.
:52:35
There's something that you should know
about the state of Connecticut.
:52:40
What's that?
:52:41
A crease in the pants
is strictly constitutional.
:52:45
It is!
:52:46
Look, it's Pop's birthday, Barney.
:52:49
I think a pair of pressed pants would be
just the right note for tonight's party.
:52:54
- I'll think about it.
- OK.
:52:57
By the way, while I'm downtown, um...
:53:00
maybe you could
do a little work for yourself, huh?
:53:04
- Like what?
- Oh, finishing your song.
:53:08
Forget about that song.
:53:10
Think what a kick in the pants
it'd be to them, your destinies,
:53:14
if you came up with a big hit, huh?
:53:16
What good's a hit song?
:53:18
Here we go again.
:53:20
Yeah, it gets your picture in Life, and
maybe get a new suit, a lot of hullabaloo,
:53:25
then one day I'm walking along
and down comes a bolt of lightning.
:53:29
Pow! D-E-D, dead.
:53:31
Do you know that you're impossible?
:53:33
Six to an even that's the way I leave
the world - lightning. Bet?
:53:37
All I know is that there's a straitjacket
waiting for you with your number on it.
:53:41
Like the spoon.
:53:50
Uh...
:53:52
I don't want you to think
that that's spur of the moment stuff.
:53:55
I planned it for a week.