:54:08
	- You sent for me, sir.
- Yes, I sent for you.
:54:12
	What have you got in that radio platoon
of yours, the battalion clowns?
:54:15
	- I'm afraid I don't understand the major.
- Then the major will explain.
:54:20
	On every field problem, your boys get
the 3rd Battalion to lay miles of wire...
:54:25
	...and then they just sit back
and tap the lines...
:54:28
	...let the other guys do the work.
:54:30
	Not only that, but they've fieldstripped
the 1 st Battalion's radio shack...
:54:34
	...taken everything
that wasn't nailed down.
:54:37
	While the rest of the regiment transmits
dull, routine military messages...
:54:41
	...your boys want to liven up the party
by sending limericks.
:54:44
	They seem to be under the impression
we hold field problems...
:54:47
	...just to allow them to express
their poetic souls.
:54:50
	Now, listen to this.
This was decoded yesterday.
:54:54
	Here's the answer
Weapons Company got...
:54:56
	...when they sent an ammunition request:
:54:59
	There was an old sheik from Algiers
:55:02
	Who said to his harem, "My dears
:55:05
	You may..."
:55:08
	There's nothing funny about this,
this is just plain filth!
:55:11
	I know it is. The first time I received
that message was in Shanghai in '31.
:55:16
	A young 2nd lieutenant sent it to me.
I believe his name was Huxley, sir.
:55:22
	Well, you ought to have him
show a little discretion.
:55:25
	Tell him to use a better code.
:55:27
	If Regiment got ahold of this,
I might have trouble explaining it.
:55:31
	- I'll square them away, sir.
- Okay, Mac.
:55:38
	They're shaping into a real outfit.
Beginning to look like Marines.
:55:44
	Yes, sir.
:55:50
	- Shipping orders?
- That's it.
:55:52
	Looks like we'll be shoving off
any day now.
:55:55
	What do you think?
:55:56
	Well, they've come a long way
in the last 30 days.