:53:05
Hector, if you had any gumption,
you'd go get your shotgun.
:53:08
Be quiet, Martha.
:53:09
I'm gonna see that the military authorities
take care of your son, Forrester!
:53:13
They may have been in an accident.
:53:17
It's my daughter. Remember that.
My daughter!
:53:19
Here they come now,
he's kissing her!
:53:21
Bud, go on upstairs now.
Get ready for school.
:53:27
Where have you two been?
:53:28
What have you done, son?
Shame, shame, shame!
:53:31
- How could you have done this?
- I'll see you behind bars!
:53:34
- I suggest we all lower our voices.
- I'm taking this to court!
:53:38
We didn't do anything wrong.
:53:40
No? You and your mother
wait in the car.
:53:42
Mom, Dad, please!
:53:44
- We were married in Upton.
- What?!
:53:46
- We were married in Upton.
- Married?
:53:49
- You're not even dry behind the ears yet!
- But, Daddy, I love him.
:53:53
Heaven help us!
:53:55
Oh, Mom.
:54:08
- You sent for me, sir.
- Yes, I sent for you.
:54:12
What have you got in that radio platoon
of yours, the battalion clowns?
:54:15
- I'm afraid I don't understand the major.
- Then the major will explain.
:54:20
On every field problem, your boys get
the 3rd Battalion to lay miles of wire...
:54:25
...and then they just sit back
and tap the lines...
:54:28
...let the other guys do the work.
:54:30
Not only that, but they've fieldstripped
the 1 st Battalion's radio shack...
:54:34
...taken everything
that wasn't nailed down.
:54:37
While the rest of the regiment transmits
dull, routine military messages...
:54:41
...your boys want to liven up the party
by sending limericks.
:54:44
They seem to be under the impression
we hold field problems...
:54:47
...just to allow them to express
their poetic souls.
:54:50
Now, listen to this.
This was decoded yesterday.
:54:54
Here's the answer
Weapons Company got...
:54:56
...when they sent an ammunition request:
:54:59
There was an old sheik from Algiers