:07:03
Follow the fold and stray no more
:07:07
Stray no more, stray no more
:07:11
Tear up your poker deck
and play no more
:07:15
Follow, follow the fold
:07:22
Friends, my name is Sarah Brown.
:07:25
This is no place to make a speech
and I'm not gonna try.
:07:28
You don't wanna be told
how unhappy you are.
:07:31
You don't wanna be told
about the emptiness of your lives.
:07:35
You who drink too much,
:07:37
you who gamble at cards
and dice and horse racing.
:07:41
Let us help you not to lose your money
in gambling dens and bookie joints.
:07:46
- This doll has captured my attention.
- Let us give you strength to stop drinking.
:07:51
- She has lost me.
- Welcome to the Save-A-Soul Mission.
:07:55
- Just around the corner.
- Come to me.
:07:57
- You're gonna call me a liar.
- A special prayer meeting this Thursday.
:08:01
Because today I'm givin' away
solid gold watches for one dollar each.
:08:05
That's right, my friends.
A solid gold watch for one buck.
:08:08
Remember - all that glitters is not gold.
:08:11
More to be desired
are the judgments of heaven.
:08:14
- Gold is not enough.
- You say it's not enough?
:08:16
All right. Today only,
I include a nailbrush with a solid ivory top.
:08:20
Then, my friends, a built-in genuine
magnetic compass. There you are.
:08:24
When you brush your nails,
do you wonder where you're goin',
:08:28
north, east, south or west?
:08:30
Which way are you going?
Down, down, down, or up to salvation?
:08:34
Come to the mission and find out.
Absolutely free.
:08:37
Absolutely free. The nailbrush is
absolutely free. Don't crowd. Don't push.
:08:41
There's plenty of room for everybody.
:08:43
There's room for everybody
in the kingdom of heaven, too.
:08:46
Now, folks, I don't care
whether you buy it or not, because I'm...
:08:50
Let's pack up.
:08:54
Did you notice how this time a lot of 'em
stayed till halfway through your talk?
:08:58
If we could only sell them
salvation for a buck -